~*Queen Dreaveev*~
What is my life?

I have no job & can’t get one. Have no friends in real life, just on the internet, & I can’t get any. I have dreams.. can I follow them while I’m in the middle of Missouri with no money? No.. so what do I want to do?

I would love to just go to a convention, go to a rave, & dress up once in my life. I want to be able to have as many tattoos as I possibly can. That takes money though.. I want to be something big. I would love to be a model… wear wigs, show my tattoos, & wear sexy clothes that make me feel amazing & confident…can I do that? I wish… I WISH!

I want to have a life without struggling to pay bills. I want to make money without throwing my life away to make it. I want to go to LA.. Hollywood.. freaking live by the beach..

I want to make art. Amazing things. I want to eat & make foods all over the world. Go to Japan, Italy, maybe Paris? I don’t even know!

I want to be myself & look the way I want. Meet & make friends everywhere in real life! Make money without throwing everything away.

but it’s like I just spilled everything on here like this for no reason.. none of this is going to happen.. I’m stuck in the middle of Missouri for 20 years because that’s where my husbands work is.. I’m going to waste 20 golden years of my life here without being able to do any of those things.. 

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Oh! O///O ♥


Hello there.


Hello there.



retardedraccoon is my psychic, time-traveling protector ♥ ^w^

OMFG this is seriously adorable as fuck!!! x’D!!!
Fuck yeah man, time!! o3o!!!
So pink, so fluffy, so gay - so me! 8’DI love it!!! x’D

Yes~ ♥ Nailed it! >w< 



retardedraccoon is my psychic, time-traveling protector ♥ ^w^

OMFG this is seriously adorable as fuck!!! x’D!!!

Fuck yeah man, time!! o3o!!!

So pink, so fluffy, so gay - so me! 8’D
I love it!!! x’D

Yes~ ♥ Nailed it! >w< 

retardedraccoon is my psychic, time-traveling protector ♥ ^w^

retardedraccoon is my psychic, time-traveling protector ♥ ^w^












oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard


Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 


I am a nightmare (2014) / 9pg / Akimiya Jun (tumblr)

Thank you for reading!  

what is ur problem? retardedraccoon doesnt want your shitty art or ur dumb plush toy 2yr old bullshit with a dumbass collar, ok? quit trying to one up the rest of us! ur not that special... we clear?




who’s this jelly belly? lol

"quit trying to one up the rest of us"

the rest of us

the rest of us





Ooooh anon, whoever the fuck you are, if you really consider yourself a friend of mine, you should know that I don’t tolerate behavior like this~~!


Okay, NO, you know what? I’m not even DONE with this post yet!!

Prepare, yourself guys, we’re going for a ride, ‘cause there’s sooo much shit wrong with this post!

First of, Anon, don’t use a phrase like “one up the rest of us”, which makes it sound like you’re a part of my circle or my friends, okay?
Not only are no one within my circle one-upping anyone, but you guys don’t get to talk to each other like that! “Are we clear”?!

Second of, you think you are a good enough friend of mine, to try to pull of a shit stunt like that?
No! Hold the fucking phone!
My very close friends, first of, don’t go around and call me “retardedraccoon”, okay, if we are close, I most likely have a petname OR they call me by my first name, which you apparently don’t even know!
Also, even if we WERE close friends, you are NOT allowed to talk shit to or about, my other friends!
Besides, if I ever get in trouble I am PERFECTLY capable of speaking my mind myself, thank you! If I had a problem with Dreaveev, she’d know by now, but frankly, I don’t…! I have a problem with you on the other hand!

On to another thing. The plushie!
Iwas the one who told her, that the idea of a plushie was extremely cute and I supported that idea from the very beginning!
And 2yr old bullshit?! Bitch, I’m 22 and have 3 of them huge-ass garbage-bags, full of stuffed animals, don’t you fucking dare telling me they are for children only!
Also, who the fuck are you to call my damn sexy collar dumbass?! NUH!!! My collar, as well as the plushies, are pretty fucking neat, okay, thank you!
On a sidenote: Her art is NOT shitty - Your attitude is!

"ur not that special" - Excuse you, but Dreaveev got my Skype, okay, that shit’s pretty freaking sacred and that makes her special!

If you want to stay anon that is fine by me, but if you’ve got the balls to step up and write a personal apology to me and/or Dreaveev, then I’m willing to forgive you for this and I shall apologise for this rage-rant as well… It will all stay private and no one will ever know who you are, but if you’re scared to talk to me now, it’s okay, I can understand why… Just know, that I don’t personally hate you, I just hate this one action that you did…

Here’s your fucking theme-song

awwww.. wow.. you’re the best.. much much love! >w<